New employee handbook just released showcasing specific employee rules by management that all staff have to adhere to. Dress Code: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise.

Federal government employee performance evaluations. For everyone who has ever had an evaluation – just remember it could have been worse. These are actual quotes taken from federal government employee performance evaluations.

Moving crates, in this case, are wooden crates used for moving, relocating or storing your valuable and sometimes bulky goods. After a big break up with her husband, Julie was steeling herself for a move that she knew was coming. Tom gave his now ex-wife just 3 days to move out. Tom had always been a callous man and Julie was really looking forward to saying goodbye to him.

Have you ever wanted job security? Maybe we can all take a leaf out of Peter’s book. Let’s hope all forklift drivers don’t get any ideas after reading this.

ALL NEW – The software is not compatible with previous versions | ADVANCED DESIGN – Upper management doesn’t understand it | BREAKTHROUGH – It nearly booted on the first try.

Pallets of Chocalate from The Pudding Guy. He filled his garage to the rafters with chocolate pudding and stacked additional cases in his living room. But Phillips wasn’t finished yet!

Wooden Pallets for your bonfire… You are not fazed by “Today’s forecast: showers followed by rain, ” and “Tomorrow’s forecast: rain followed by showers.”. You have no concept of humidity without precipitation.

A guy decides to build a brick fence in front of his house but isn’t sure how many pallets of bricks he’ll need. So he calls his Polish neighbor, who recently built a similar-size brick fence. “Lech,” he says, “I’m building a fence almost the same size as yours. How many pallets of bricks did you get?”